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Brett Favre Doesn’t Owe Vikings Fans a Damn Thing

A common theme that comes into conversation with my fellow Vikings loyalists is that the now retired Brett Favre (allegedly) owed the Vikings the courtesy of announcing his retirement earlier in the off season so that they could replace him. I disagree.

In our society, three things allow you to do whatever the hell you want: talent, money, and sex appeal.

If you have one or a combination of these attributes, you are given the benefit of the doubt much more often than if you didn’t. That’s why celebrities, athletes, and socialites are given so many chances at redemption and forgives after transgressions that the average person would be vilified for (DUIs, Drug Charges, Sordid Sex Affairs). It’s also why they are coddled and treated with “little kid gloves”.

This is no different with Brett.

With the talent he still has left in the tank coupled with the fact that he led us to within one game of the Super Bowl last year, he was going to be given all the time that he needs. Concessions like these would absolutely not be made for any other players in the league not named Manning or Brady. Heck, Brett Favre could shank an undrafted rookie in the locker room with a sharpened toothbrush handle and no one would bat an eye. That’s power you can’t buy.

The Vikings should have seen this coming and been better prepared.

The facts were that Brett was injured, old, and wavering on retirement as usual. Their Plan B is the equivalent of having your 7-year old brother back you up in a fight against Chuck Liddell.

Childress must be feeling like Old Mother Hubbard, because there ain’t be nothin’ in dat cupboard. What he has left are: 1) A poor, poor man’s Donovan McNabb, 2) A guy who was QB at Iowa State (Insert LOL) , and 3) a guy who you drafted to be a WR. Heck, why don’t we see if Ryan Longwell wants to take a few snaps.

I hate to admit it, but this was one things that the Packers got right. 5-years ago they knew that Brett was starting to be towards the end, could retire at any moment, and drafted the uber talented Aaron Rogers (which is the Plan B Equivalent of having Chuck Liddell back you against Chuck Liddell). So yes, Packers, you got this one spot on. But you also have Miller Lite and piss in your own stadium seating… So one out of three ain’t bad.
Bottom line, it was clear as day this situation could have happened. The Vikings should have been more prepared. Now we are looking at an uncertain season which had earlier seemed like a lock. But if this is the end, as a Viking fan, I would just like to thank Brett for a hell of a season last year…

…This of course will all change if he decides to play. In that case, welcome back, Brett.

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Expiration Date List

Even though making Bucket lists is sooo 2007, the book I’m reading (“The Success Principles” by Jack Canfield) has an exercise where you list the things you want to accomplish before you reach your expiration date.

My list is below. Things I have already done/experienced/accomplished are in red. Enjoy!

101 Things to Do Before I Buy the Farm

1.  Travel to all 7 Continents
2. Become Debt Free & Always pay for business ventures with cash
3. Learn to Drive Stick
4. Graduate from College
5. Marry the love of my life

6. Learn Muy Thai
7. Attend a Super Bowl
8. Have an investment portfolio of $10 million +
9. Start a company that employs the smartest people I know… Deltasigs
10. Attend a Dinner at the White House
11. Learn to Surf
12. Climb a Mountain
13. Employ over 1000 people
14. Sing drunken karaoke at a Tokyo bar
15. Learn Mandarin Chinese
16. Give over $1 million towards ending domestic poverty
17. Host Saturday Night Live
18. Learn to Salsa Dance
19. Visit all 7 Wonders of the New World
20. Run a Half Marathon
21. Take a culinary trip through the Mediterranean
22. Be a mentor to someone
23. Host a Radio Show
24. Skydive
25. Write a book on a topic that means a lot to me
26. Travel in Space
27. Build our Dream Lake House
28. Volunteer at a Hospice
29. Perfect lucid dreaming
30. Become a Father
31. Hit 3 triple 20s in darts on a single turn
32. Fly first class
33. Attend a Grand Chapter Congress
34. Be a professional chef
35. Own an apartment overlooking Central Park
36. Drive a Tank
37. Hawaii
38. Experience Carnival in Rio
39. Experience Mardi Gras in New Orleans
40. Experience the Pyramids of Giza
41. Touch the lives of others in a positive way
42. Be a grandparent
43. Coach a youth sports team
44. Serve as a District Director for DSP
45. Hold a publicly elected office… Or at least financially back a candidate.
46. Be a CEO
47. Bench press my own weight
48. Fire a Heckler and Koch MP5
49. Be a guest on the Tonight Show
50. Be a good father/husband
51. Play in the World Series of Poker Main Event
52. Be in a feature film
53. Be given a key to a city
54. See the Mona Lisa
55. Own a Pontoon
56. Host a black tie-gala at our home
57. Work as a Historian
58. Establish an endowment for the Kappa Upsilon chapter of DSP
59. Start a media company that inspires the masses towards their goals and successes
60. Eat a Vegemite sandwich
61. Ride in a Gondola in Venice
62. Join the Mile High Club
63. Serve on jury duty
64. Attend an Oktoberfest in Munich
65. Attend an Olympic games where our children/grand children are competing
66. Provide full college scholarships for 100 worthy students
67. Build an impressive historical art/memorabilia collection
68. Attend a Dave Ramsey Entre-Leadership Conference
69. Earn my pilot’s license
70. Be arrested in a foreign country
71. Own a restaurant
72. Travel through The Chunnel
73. Drive the entire length of I-90
74. Have one of our sons/daughters become President of the United States
75. Take a Ferrari for a test drive
76. Go organic
77. Put $100,000 on black
78. Have a picnic at the Eiffel Tower
79. Vacation in an English Castle
80. Tithe faithfully
81. Make a hole in one.
82. Play poker against Phil Ivey
83. Own my own island
84. Write a cookbook
85. Speak in front of a live audience of at least 10,000 people
86. Buy a round for the entire bar
87. Send one of our children to an Ivy League School
88. Experience Machu Picchu
89. Build a cinema quality home theater
90. Own a private jet
91. Become my generation’s Dave Ramsey. A voice of reason.
92. Attend a D-Day ceremony in Normandy
93. Summer in Bellagio at Lake Como, Italy
94. Complete the 72oz Steak Challenge at The Big Texan in Amarillo Texas
95. Visit all the major battlefields of the Civil War
96. Have an net worth of $100 million
97. Own a Mercedes-Benz
98. Obtain a patent on an invention
99. Travel the length of the Mississippi on a steamboat
100.  Ensure my children can be whatever they want to be
101. Leave an endowment for the national library system

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I Miss People

I miss seeing people I had grown accustom to seeing everyday.

The Andrew Something Sons, The Nick Asuncion, The Flombus, The Squasher of Left Wing Scum, The Oh Geez.

Soon we are moving back. :)

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Die computer!

That is all…

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Father’s Day

My dad passed away July 26, 2008.

He was a simple man with simple tastes. He liked his lawn mowed a certain way, he liked the Vikings (when they were good), and he liked cold beer and Cheetos. He also worked his butt off everyday to make sure his son had a better future than him.

The old saying goes “you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone” and it couldn’t ring more true for me. Ever since his passing, not a day goes by where I don’t think of something I would have liked to ask him, get his advice or opinion on a subject, or just thank him for not letting me grow up to be a complete turd (although it took a few years, haha).

It is odd that I still feel like I missed out on time with him, even though we spent every waking hour together in the Spring/Summer of 2008 after he had been diagnosed with soft tissue cancer (Full Story Here).

I miss him.

So just a final word to all the kids out there, take time today to give ole Dad a call or a vist. Maybe even a cheesy card, a tie, or take him out for a steak. Let him know you love and appreciate the old guy. You’ll be happy that you did. :)

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New Addiction.

My name is Andy, and I am addicted to our deep freezer.

It started out innocently enough. Let’s pick up some extra ground chuck and freeze it. Ohhhh, that’s a good price on frozen vegetables let’s stock up. Hmmm, I bet I would enjoy this leftover sopa de pollo three months from now… Then I was hooked. Continue reading

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Wedding = Perfect Game

The time leading up to our wedding was like pitching a perfect game in baseball.

At the beginning you are loose, throwing your best stuff, and your focus is on winning. Once you see how perfect everything is; you get tight, start throwing whatever your aching limb can muster, and your focus isn’t on winning-but not losing. Don’t screw it up now.

Thursday and Friday were our first 8 innings. Saturday was our 9th. Continue reading

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Wedding.

A full post will be made once I can get my head around the greatest weekend of my life spent with the best friends and family that anyone could have.

But until then enjoy our Wedding Party Dance!

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